List of all dangerous trees:

Tree 1:

• Tree: Yes
• Age: < 1000 years
• Threatened camps: the ones in the picture
• Moths: Probably
• Birthday: Not today! (99.7% accurate)
• Verdict: Very dangerous

Tree 2:

• Tree: Certainly
• Size: Pretty big!
• Width: 6
• Favorite Song: Five feet high and rising
• Leaves: > 100
• Notable quotes: *rustle*
• Verdict: Cut it down!!

Tree 3:

• Shade: Yes
• Deciduous: 8/10
• Leaves: Plenty
• Structural: No
• Humor: Weak
• Moths: Unknown
• Verdict: Bring 'er down!

Tree 4:

• Tree: It looks like one!
• Could use a cheese burger: Yes
• Leaves: 2
• Patriotic: 96
• Lovely: Yes
• Favorite song: America the Beautiful
• Verdict: Keep it around for now

Tree 5:

• Tree: Unknown
• Color: Light
• Material: Tree
• Cause of death: Power wires??
• Notable quotes: "I have strung the world with wire!"
• Power: 220V AC
• Verdict: Consult CMP first

Tree 6:

• Tree: Unlikely
• Color: Green (not confirmed)
• Cursed: Yes
• Danger: 49
• Suspected communist: No
• Brightness: Far too bright for a tree
• Verdict: Run for the hills!